So many mysteries from Sunday night's WWE Summer Slam in Los Angeles. Why did Edge turn on Christian!? Who paid Kevin Nash to jump CM Punk from behind and allow Alberto Del Rio to win the unified belts?! But the mystery that had many a lovelorn nerd flummoxed most of all: Who was the meathead that WWE diva Kelly Kelly smooched after her match with Beth Phoenix?
We have to imagine this relationship started as most do, when Kelly realized she'd never have to move to Edmonton. We've had hockey players dating actresses and singers and models and combinations of all three; to our knowledge, this is the first relationship between a professional hockey player and a reigning women's wrestling champion. Well, at least since that torrid love affair between The Fabulous Moolah and Georges Vezina.
So in summary, Kelly Kelly is smoking hot, and we're officially on Sheldon Souray Wrestling Debut watch. First opponent? It's about time this man made his comeback: